Smoking
Smoking Baby
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Baby measures 2.75" H Made of ceramic Baby's pack of smokes are nontoxic, unscented incense
Of all the things that shouldn?t smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing. Celebrate this absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2 3/4" tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Li?l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Comes in illustrated window box with plenty of disclaimers and warnings.
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Ceramic Smoking Baby
Customer Reviews:
My niece loves this toy.
What an awesome idea for a childs toy.
I bought one for my niece, wanting to instill the proper values in her starting at a young age.
This baby doesn't cry, doesn't eat.
All it wants is a smoke.
And what's wrong with that?
By the time I get home from another hellish day at the office that's all I want.
Why not start early and learn those addictive coping habits before they get old enough to rebel.
Now, if the company can just come out with one more baby.
The others are coke baby, this one comes with a straw and a mirror.
Heroin baby, comes with it's own set of syringes.
And of course weed baby that comes with a huge blunt.
The only one we're missing is crack/meth baby that comes with it's own pipes and is missing half it's head and an eye.
Now THAT is one toy my niece cannot go without.
Anyway....the smoking baby is fun, educational, and a must have.
And in case you really are that stupid, yes this review is a joke.
Lighten up.
Or in this case....light up. :)
Just like Real Life
Just like the image implies, the value of this toy is in its educational approach to showing toddlers how to fire up their first Camel. It makes a perfect companion to the "My First Martini" gift set which has been so highly praised by educators like Bill Ayers and Ward Churchill, the duo who also gave us such delights as "Bobby's First Bomb" and "Offing the Three Little Pigs". For the less-educated, those are the colorful pop-up books designed to introduce kiddies to the fascinating world of class-hatred.
All in all, if you - like millions of others - can't wait to introduce your little yuppie-larva to the joys of tobacco, alcohol, explosives and marxist anarchy, then this is a definite must!!
Of all the things that shouldn?t smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing. Celebrate this absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2 3/4" tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Li?l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Comes in illustrated window box with plenty of disclaimers and warnings.
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Crazy and Zany Band Aids-BACON
SMOKING DONKEY CIGARETTE DISPENSER
Pull My Finger Fart Finger Pen [Toy]
Novelty Yodeling Pickle
Ceramic Smoking Baby
Customer Reviews:
My niece loves this toy.What an awesome idea for a childs toy.
I bought one for my niece, wanting to instill the proper values in her starting at a young age.
This baby doesn't cry, doesn't eat.
All it wants is a smoke.
And what's wrong with that?
By the time I get home from another hellish day at the office that's all I want.
Why not start early and learn those addictive coping habits before they get old enough to rebel.
Now, if the company can just come out with one more baby.
The others are coke baby, this one comes with a straw and a mirror.
Heroin baby, comes with it's own set of syringes.
And of course weed baby that comes with a huge blunt.
The only one we're missing is crack/meth baby that comes with it's own pipes and is missing half it's head and an eye.
Now THAT is one toy my niece cannot go without.
Anyway....the smoking baby is fun, educational, and a must have.
And in case you really are that stupid, yes this review is a joke.
Lighten up.
Or in this case....light up. :)
Just like Real LifeJust like the image implies, the value of this toy is in its educational approach to showing toddlers how to fire up their first Camel. It makes a perfect companion to the "My First Martini" gift set which has been so highly praised by educators like Bill Ayers and Ward Churchill, the duo who also gave us such delights as "Bobby's First Bomb" and "Offing the Three Little Pigs". For the less-educated, those are the colorful pop-up books designed to introduce kiddies to the fascinating world of class-hatred.
All in all, if you - like millions of others - can't wait to introduce your little yuppie-larva to the joys of tobacco, alcohol, explosives and marxist anarchy, then this is a definite must!!